Lee Mack tells his infamous 'Kent' joke leaving John Cleese & Martin Clunes in near tears.

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day...Read More

A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman ...Read More

1. Vegas bookies say the Blue Jays have better odds of winning the World Series.

2. North Korea says they’ll stop producing enriched uranium if you get voted off.

3. Your own mother says, “You’re great, but I’m ...Read More

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.

"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."

"Hmm," says the ...Read More

"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."

"Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk."

"Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it"

"Milkman please close the gate behind you ...Read More